November 2012
1 post
Co-worker: Can I have a querter?
Me: only if you can spell it correctly
Yeah, I am that kind of person
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
2 posts
July 2012
2 posts
Things I'm hoping to find when my room is clean
Magenta sports bra
Hair fork
My sanity
May 2012
2 posts
1 tag
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
5 posts
1 tag
things I need to remember to do before leaving for...
1. Grab my lotion from Joey’s
2. throw my clothes in the dryer
3. set Mad Men to record!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. pack pajamas
January 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
4 posts
2 tags
After I die and am made into a perfect being, my lips will taste like frosting and my hair will never be frizzy, and I’ll smell like Chanel Chance.
September 2011
2 posts
6 tags
August 2011
6 posts
Who saw Our Idiot Brother this weekend?
Me!!!! Pretty funny.
Back to reality
Fake Texas life was fun.
I wish it never ended.
3 tags
2 tags
July 2011
13 posts
boof
Last night my car broke down on the 60 East, 57 South interchange.
It just stopped. Took two hours to get a tow truck because I didn’t know my dad cancelled the AAA account.
4 tags
Telephone rings at 10:14 AM
me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
boyfriend: What are you eating?
me: candy!
2 tags
June 2011
15 posts
Best Summer Playlist
Telekinesis on Pandora… can’t stop listening